Boredom, Not The Will, Is

Pain Narrows Consciousness; Pleasure Blurs It.

The Ninety Percent Of Human Experience That Does Not Fit Into Established Narrative Patterns Falls Into Oblivion.

Fail, And Your Friends Feel Superior. Succeed, And They Feel Resentful.

The Cow's Point Of View Deserves More Literary Attention.

Beautiful People Are Forgiven More Often Than The Rest.