Both Faith And Cynicism Make

The Aphorism Wants To Be At The Same Time Both Main Line And Off Beat.

Altruism Is For Those Who Cannot Endure Their Desires.

The Only Peace Is Being Out Of Earshot.

The Harp Is An Insipid Instrument--no Good For Dancing, Feasting, Or Marching, Only For Sitting Primly In A Parlor Or On A Cloud.

My Regimen Is Lust And Avarice For Exercise, Gluttony And Sloth For Relaxation.