Boxers Don't Have Sex Before

When Someone Close To You Dies, Move Seats.

If Only Africa Had More Mosquito Nets Then Every Year We Could Save Millions Of Mosquitoes From Dying Needlessly Of Aids.

A Surprising Amount Of My Jokes Sound Very Implausible But Are True.

I'm Not Worried About The Third World War. That's The Third World's Problem.

I Was In Love With The Idea Of Being In Love With A Woman Way Before I Was Actually In Love With One.