Brain, V. [as In "to

Recollect, V. To Recall With Additions Something Not Previously Known.

Pastime, N. A Device For Promoting Dejection. Gentle Exercise For Intellectual Debility.

A Man Is The Sum Of His Ancestors; To Reform Him You Must Begin With A Dead Ape And Work Downward Through A Million Graves.

Worms'-meat, N. The Finished Product Of Which We Are The Raw Material. The Contents Of The Taj Mahal, The Tombeau Napoleon And The Granitarium. Worms'-meat Is Usually Outlasted By The Structure That Houses It, But "this Too Must Pass Away." Probably The Silliest Work In Which A Human Being Can Engage Is Construction Of A Tomb For Himself. The Solemn Purpose Cannot Dignify, But Only Accentuates By Contrast The Foreknown Futility.

Youth Looks Forward, For Nothing Is Behind! Age Backward, For Nothing Is Before.