British Women Can't Cook.

A Few Years Ago, Everybody Was Saying We Must Have More Leisure, Everyone's Working Too Much. Now Everybody's Got More Leisure Time They're Complaining They're Unemployed. People Don't Seem To Make Up Their Minds What They Want.

There's A Lot Of Your Family In Tonight.

Your Country Is One Of The Most Notorious Centres Of Trading In Endangered Species.

Young People Are The Same As They Always Were. They Are Just As Ignorant.

They're A Damn Nuisance - I've Got One In My Bathroom And Every Time I Run My Bath The Steam Sets It Off.