Since Steve Jobs Died I

I Really, Really Love Children And I Think Probably Among Children Is When I Feel Mostly Berated. It's Not Like I Feel Like Oh, There's Some Children Here. I Have To Tone It Down. I Go Nuts With Children Especially When I Ain't Got None. So When I'm Round My Mates' Children, I Jest Them Kids Up First. I Swear At Them, I Get More Worked Up, I Say Crazy Stuff To Them, Fill Their Heads With Nonsense And Then I Leave Them.

When I Was Poor And I Complained About Inequality They Said I Was Bitter. Now I'm Rich And I Complain About Inequality They Say I'm A Hypocrite. I'm Starting To Think They Just Don't Want To Talk About Inequality.

I Think What's Actually Happened Is Print Media Is Becoming Obsolete, And This Is Like The Floundering Corpse Of A Dying Media. It Is Just Twitching.

I Don't Mind Having A Reputation As A Serious And Spiritual Person. I Think That Would Be A Nice Reputation To Have

When You're Married, It's One Person. That's One More Than A Monk. It's Not That Different.