But God Really Did Bless

You Don't Know How To Handle Anything Today, Because You Have To Go To Jail To Get Some Press Or Fall Down Drunk.

My Family's Been In Show Business Since The 1700s. I Traced Them. I'm Bred To This. Like A Racehorse. A Thoroughbred. Look At My Parents, My God. But It Was My Curiosity That Made Me Do This. Because You Could Also Say: "look At Frank Sinatra Jr." It's Not Like A Natural Thing That Happens. You Gotta Work.

I Believe All Drunks Go To Heaven, Because They've Been Through Hell On Earth.

But My Brother Joey Was There, And My Sister Tina Nina Minnelli Was There.

I Am Deeply Saddened By The Death Of My Dear Friend, Dudley Moore.