But I Put My Life

My Job, My Mission, The Reason I’ve Been Put Onto This Planet, Is To Save Wildlife. And I Thank You For Comin’ With Me. Yeah, Let’s Get 'em!

Where I Live If Someone Gives You A Hug It's From The Heart. I've Had These Blokes In Hollywood Hug Me Trying To Make Out I'm Their Friend And As Soon As I Turn Their Back They Take Out A Big Bunch Of Knives And Stab Me In The Back. I Feel Sorry For These People Because They Are So Shallow.

Crikey Means Gee Whiz, Wow! Crikey, Mate. You're Far Safer Dealing With Crocodiles And Western Diamondback Rattlesnakes Than The Executives And The Producers And All Those Sharks In The Big Mgm Building.

You Know, I'm Australian, And We Have Got The Worst Sense Of Humor. We Are Cruel To Each Other.

I Would Sooner Die Of A Taipan Bite Then Tell My Dad That I Got Bitten By A Taipan. Because My Nose Would Bleed From His Kicking My Ass.