But I Think Boys Ultimately

This Is The Other Thing: We Make The Cost Of Raising Kids Higher Than It Has To Be Just Because We Feel They Need All This Stuff, Like Gadgets, Certain Schools, And Activities That Are Nice But Aren't Really Necessary.

It's A Little Bit In The Genes Because My Brother Is A Journalist And My Father Was A Sports Writer.

You Kind Of Think People Get Sick Of You After A While, But Apparently Not.

I Don't Remember My Mother Ever Playing With Me. And She Was A Perfectly Good Mother. But She Had To Do The Laundry And Clean The House And Do The Grocery Shopping.

I Had Four C-sections And My Stomach Looked Like The Map Of The World. My Breasts Were Hanging Down To Here From Breastfeeding Those Babies, And My Nipples Were Like Platters. I Wanted To Fit Into The Gowns That I Finally Got To Wear.