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There's A Classic Story I Tell About When I Did The Man Show About The Retarded Conversations That You Have With The Executive Producers And The Network.

You Want To Talk About The Word Faggot Because It Really Offends You? Well You're A Douchebag.

I Talk So Much About Sex That Girls Just Want To Meet Me.

If You Haven't Peed The Bed, You Haven't Taken Enough Chances.

The Comics I Hate Are Thieves. Nothing's More Disgusting Than A Guy Who Steals Another Person's Ideas And Tries To Claim Them As His Own.