But Really I'm Not Terribly

The Male - I Have Found - Is A Domestic Animal Which, If Treated With Firmness And Kindness, Can Be Trained To Do Most Things.

I Have A Theory That The Secret Of Marital Happiness Is Simple: Drink In Different Pubs To Your Other Half.

But I Always Seem To Finish A Book And Then Think, Oh God, I've Got To Pay A Tax Bill, So I'd Better Write A Novel, So I Tend Not To Stop And Learn Word Processing.

Always Be Nice To Everyone In The Firm On The Way Up. You Never Know Who You May Meet On The Way Down.

I Live At Home And, If I Want To Start Work At 11 O'clock, I Can.