But Wait!!! You Make It

How Come When It’s Us, It’s An Abortion, And When It’s A Chicken, It’s An Omelette?

Soft Rock Music Isn’t Rock, And It Ain’t Music. It’s Just Soft.

My First Rule: I Don't Believe Anything The Government Tells Me.

When Cheese Gets Its Picture Taken, What Does It Say?

We Think In Language. The Quality Of Our Thoughts And Ideas Can Only Be As Good As The Quality Of Our Language.