By The Time I Came

My Tattoo Is Of A Cannon In Vancouver That I Got In A Fleeting Moment Of Stupidity Maybe 14 Years Ago. A Lot Of People Have Really Beautiful Tattoos, And I Get Real Tattoo Envy. But Then Other People Basically Just Treat Them Like Bumper Stickers For Their Bodies.

Marathon Running, For Me, Was The Most Controlled Test Of Mettle That I Could Ever Think Of. It's You Against Darwin.

I Had A Lot Of Different Jobs Between Fifteen And Nineteen. I'd Moved Out Of My House Way, Way Younger Than I Should Have. So I Was Living Out On My Own With My Brother When I'd Just Turned Sixteen. I Did Busboy Stuff, And Worked In Warehouses, And Did Odd Jobs, And Stuff. I Earned Me Some Pesos.

The ‘friend Zone’ Is Like The Penalty Box Of Dating, Only You Can Never Get Out. Once A Girl Decides You’re Her ‘friend,’ It’s Game Over. You’ve Become A Complete Non-sexual Entity In Her Eyes, Like Her Brother, Or A Lamp.

I've Done Things To My Body, Mechanically, That I'll Never Do Again. I've Done Stunts That I Shouldn't Have Done 10, 11, 12 Times. I've Broken A Ton Of Bones On Sets.