By The Time I Was

Censorship Feeds The Dirty Mind More Than The Four-letter Word Itself.

I Get A Kick Out Of People Saying I Was Funny.

To Label Me An Intellectual Is A Misunderstanding Of What That Is.

If (o.j. Simpson) Is Acquitted, I Will Renounce My Citizenship. And If I Converse With Him At A Cocktail Party, I Will Say, 'well, There Are So Many People Here Who Haven't Murdered Anyone. I Think I'll Go Talk To Them.' I'll Also Riot.

The Brain Process That Results In A Joke Materializing Where No Joke Was Before Remains A Mystery. I'm Not Aware Of Any Scholarly, Scientific Or Neurological Studies On The Subject.