Caleb Could Be So Testy

You Bit Me? (stryker) We Use What We Have. (zephyra) That’s Such A Girl Move. (stryker) But It Works. Maybe If You Fought Like A Girl And Not A Stunted Baboon, You’d Actually Win. (zephyra)

What Can I Get You? (wulf) How About Someone Else To Have This Kid For Me? (cassandra)

The Past Is Dead. Tomorrow Will Become Whatever Decision You Make It. ~ Acheron.

Your Mother Was A Goatherder. (savitar) It’s An Honorable Profession. (takeshi) Yeah, For A Goat. (savitar)

Ash Paused As He Entered The House To Find The Three Women Lined Up And... Singing To... Dear Gods, Anything But This. "fergilicious." All He Needed Was For Simi To Be Here And Off-key With Them Since It Was Her Favorite Song And He'd Spent The Better Part Of The Last Year Cursing Whoever Was Dumb Enough To Introduce That Song To A Hormonal Teenaged Demon. Worst Part? Simi Wanted Him To Call Her Similicious.