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Money...buys Privacy, Silence. The Less Money You Have, The Noisier It Is; The Thinner Your Walls, The Closer Your Neighbors.... The First Thing You Notice When You Step Into The House Or Apartment Of A Rich Person Is How Quiet It Is.

I Just Can't Smile At People For Money.

Life Is So Absurd Now That It Is Almost Impossible To Be A Satirist In This Era.

Great People Talk About Ideas, Average People Talk About Things, And Small People Talk About Wine.

I've Never Seen The Kardashians; I'm Not Sure Who They Are. But I Know A Lot About Them Because It's Impossible Not To.