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I Don't Know Why Small Chocolates Are Called Fun-sized; I Mean, If I Called A Midget Fun-sized, They'd Kick Off.

A Single Vision Is More Perfect Than A Committee Vision Because With Everyone Having Their Say, It Becomes Compromised.

The Only Reason You Don't Go On Holiday, Is 'cause You Have To Spend Money.

I Always Have A Problem Liking Things That I'm Told I Should Like. This Has Been The Problem With Most Of The Wonders I Have Seen So Far. The Fact That This One Is Called The 'great' Wall Of China Annoys Me. I'll Decide If It's Great Or Not. It Might End Up Being The 'all Right Wall Of China' To Me.

Parrots Have Gone A Bit Quiet Since Pirates Have Gone.