Cbs News Finally Received Anthrax

Every Day Is President's Day When You Have An Intern!

For The Love Of God, Folks, Don't Try This At Home.

I Heard Some Good News Today, The Fbi And The Cia Are Going To Start Cooperating. They Are Going To Start Working Together. And If You Don't Know The Difference Between The Fbi And The Cia, The Fbi Bungles Domestic Crime, The Cia Bungles Foreign Crime.

Meryl Streep Is On The Program Tonight. I Like To Throw Her A Little Work Whenever I Can.

I Heard Doctors Revived A Man Who Had Been Dead For 4-1/2 Minutes. When They Asked Him What It Was Like Being Dead, He Said It Was Like Listening To Yankees Announcer Phil Rizzuto During A Rain Delay.