Celebrate The Cracks, Because That's

When You're In Jail, A Good Friend Will Be Trying To Bail You Out. A Best Friend Will Be In The Cell Next To You Saying, 'damn, That Was Fun.'

Chico: "here's The Book, It's A Dollar" Groucho: "here's A Ten, And Shoot The Change." Chico: "i Don't Have Change I'd Have To Give You Nine More Books.

Well I Thought My Razor Was Dull Until I Heard His Speech, And That Reminds Me Of A Story That's So Dirty I'm Ashamed To Think Of It Myself.

We Took Pictures Of The Native Girls, But They Weren't Developed. . . But We're Going Back Next Week.

Well, Art Is Art, Isn't It? Still, On The Other Hand, Water Is Water.