Charlie Sheen Is To Stand-up

It's Very Rare That An Older Comedian Sort Of Slips Into An Old-school Clunker. You Know, You Don't Hear Too Much Of That Anymore.

How Is It Possible That Courtney Love Looks Worse Than Kurt Cobain?

In Boston Where Community Policing Is So Important, They Don't Necessarily Have To Like Each Other, But They Know Each Other. The Cops In Boston Make It Their Business To Get Out Of Their Vehicles, To Engage The Public, To Walk Around The Neighborhoods. They Live In The Community That They Police. And I Think These Things Help.

When I See A Good Singer, I Get Teary-eyed. Part Of It Is Jealousy Because All Comedians Are Frustrated Rock Stars. That's A Fact.

Comics Just Don't Retire. They Either Die Young Or They Go To 100.