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Al Gore Couldn't Be More Phony If He Were A Professional Al Gore Impersonator

I Cannot Tell You How Proud Watching That [iraqi] War Coverage Makes Me. I Know A Lot Of People Are Saying That They Think That It's, That You Know What We're Doing Is Imperialistic. I Watch The Way We Handle Ourselves Over There And I've Never Felt More Patriotic In My Life.

I Like Money. It's Fun To Fold And Stack And Smell And Look At. It's Just Plain Fun To Count Money, And I Often Do It In A Loud Falsetto While Wearing Nothing But A Captain's Hat And A Coin Changer.

Guilt Is The Reason They Put The Articles In Playboy.

If Bill Gates Is Worth $30 Billion Then A Good Haircut Must Cost $31 Billion