Cheeseburger In Paradise!

I'm Inspired By People Who Keep On Rolling, No Matter Their Age.

Yes, I Am A Pirate, Two Hundred Years To Late. Cannons Don't Thunder, There's Nothing To Plunder, I'm An Over Forty Victim Of Fate.

I've Always Found Drugs And Alcohol Somewhat Pedestrian. It's Like, I Don't Need An External Agent To Open My Mind. I'm Here, Conscious, Alert, Present. Why Would I Alter That?

Well, I'm Still Here. Didn't Have To Go To Rehab, And I'm Not Broke.

To Describe My Scarce Leisure Time In Today's Terms, I Always Default To Reading.