Cheeseburger In Paradise!

What Would Pop-eye Do In A Tight Spot Like This?

I Want To Keep Going As I Have, To Travel, Read, Perform, Write, And Enjoy My Family. I've Promised Myself Only This: No More Laundromats, No More Two-shows-a-night, And No More Deadlines. I'll Work At My Own Pace.

The Beautiful People In The Magazines, Got The Normal Ones Living Beyond Their Means.

Found A Shaman In A Diaper With A Poppy Pot. When I Asked If He Was Cold, He Said Just Think Hot.

I Hate To Mention Age, But I Come From An Era When We Weren't Consumed By Technology And Television.