Chinese People Age Overnight.

I Think It's Clever How Rome Have Kept A Load Of Old Stuff. There's No Overheads, Yet People Are Going Over There To See It.

I'd Rather Live In A Cave With A View Of A Palace Than Live In A Palace With A View Of A Cave.

You Don't Have To Do It Straight Away, But Just Do It Before It Gets Really Bad.

Everywhere We Walked We Got Plenty Of Attention Due To The Camera And Sound Men. The Locals Love To Get On Camera. [...] I'd Seen Footage Of Gandhi Surrounded Like This And Always Thought It Was Because He Was Very Popular, But Now I Wonder If It Was Just Because He Had A Camera Crew With Him.

There Was Some Women In A Café The Other Week That I Was Sat In, And She Came Up And She Sat Down With Her Mate And She Was Talkin' Loudly Goin' On About "oh The Baby's Lovely." They Said It's Got, Er, Lovely Big Eyes, Er, Really Big Hands And Feet. Now That Doesn't Sound Like A Nice Baby To Me. I Felt Like Sayin' It Sounds Like A Frog. But I Thought I Don't Know Her, There's Only So Much You Can Say To A Stranger. I Don't Know What Kept Me From Sayin' It.