Christ Was Crucified For Preaching

Take Care Of The Cojones And The Frijoles Will Take Care Of Themselves. Try To Have Getaway Money - But Don't Be Fanatic About It.

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The Marks Won't Listen If It's Free.

Obscurity Is The Refuge Of Incompetence.

Don't Explain Computers To Laymen. Simpler To Explain Sex To A Virgin.