City People Make Most Of

As A Dream Comes True, It Falls Flat.

Rescue Someone Unwilling To Look After Himself, And He Will Cling To You Like A Dangerous Illness.

Never Invite To Dinner: Those Who Won't Decide Until The Last Minute; Those Who Come More Than Half An Hour Late; Those Who Want To Bring Along Two Or Three Friends; Drunks; Monologists; Those Who Stay Until Three O'clock In The Morning; Those Who Think That Conversation Means Having An Argument; Those Who Take A High Moral Tone; Those Who Are Stupid, Ugly, Or Dull. Enforcement Of These Rules Will Enable One To Eat Alone Every Night In Comfort.

City Wits, Country Humorists.

Faith Of The Bore: Everything Is Worth Saying.