Classes Teaching You How To

Apparently You're Not Allowed To Lick A Toad's Back.

If Dracula Can’t See His Reflection, How Come His Parting’s Always Neat?

Now Sometimes I Don't Know If I Feel Well. Because I've Been In My Body For Years.

They Say It All Started Out With A Big Bang. But, What I Wonder Is, Was It A Big Bang Or Did It Just Seem Big Because There Wasn't Anything Else To Drown It Out At The Time?

The Other Day I Was Thinking - Because I Get A Lot Of Headaches - I Was Wondering Whether The Head Should Be Where It Is. Because, At The End Of The Day, It's Probably The Heaviest Part Of Your Body, Right? And Yet It's At The Top As Opposed To, I Don't, Dangling At The Bottom Somewhere.