Clouds On Clouds, In Volumes

Time Is Lord Of Thee: Thy Wealth, Thy Glory, And Thy Name Are His.

Marriage May Often Be A Stormy Lake, But Celibacy Is Almost Always A Muddy Horsepond.

I Never Failed To Convince An Audience That The Best Thing They Could Do Was To Go Away.

Laughter Is Pleasant, But The Exertion At My Age Is Too Much For Me.

... Where The Greeks Had Modesty, We Have Cant; Where They Had Poetry, We Have Cant; Where They Had Patriotism, We Have Cant; Where They Had Anything That Exalts, Delights, Or Adorns Humanity, We Have Nothing But Cant, Cant, Cant.