Comedy - And I Say

Self-pity Shortens Your Life.

Bo Derek Turned Down The Role Of Helen Keller Because She Couldn't Remember The Lines.

If You Don't Think You're Funny, No One Else Will.

Women Should Look Good. Work On Yourselves. Education? I Spit On Education. No Man Is Ever Going To Put His Hand Up Your Dress Looking For A Library Card.

My Mother Was A Very Elegant Woman. When A Flying Saucer Landed On The Lawn, She Turned It Over To See If It Was Wedgwood.