Comedy Is Surprises, So If

The Standard Of Morals Is As Variable As Morals Themselves; Of Which Every Nation Has A Different Code, And Every Custom A Different Reading.

You Know, With Hitler, The More I Learn About That Guy, The More I Don't Care For Him.

The Promises We Break Are Usually Such As We Are Most Forward In Making.

I Hate Fame. I Hate Being Recognized, Because I Don't Know How To Talk To People.

I Don't Care For Sex. I Find It An Embarrassing, Dull Exercise. I Prefer Sports, Where You Can Win.