Comedy Is Tragedy Revisited Or

When I Go To The Beach, Even The Tide Won't Come In.

Some Wives Have Model Husbands, I Got One That Needed Remodeling.

Old Age Is When The Liver Spots Show Through Your Gloves.

If Your House Is Really A Mess And A Stranger Comes To The Door Greet Him With, 'who Could Have Done This? We Have No Enemies!'

The Only Thing My Husband And I Have In Common Is That We Were Married On The Same Day.