Comedy Is Wonderful When You

I'm Just Having Fun. And Giving A Sort Of Second Shot At Childhood And Life - And I Need To Be Present To Do It.

I Don't Need Any More Stories. I Have Enough Stories. I Need A Life.

I Gave Up Coffee. It's Almost Worse Than Giving Up A Lover.

Women Are Like Ovens. We Need 5 To 15 Minutes To Heat Up.

My Job Is Not To Talk Smack About Anything. This Is Why I Dislike Strongly Doing Magazine Articles: My Personality Does Not Translate To Print. People Don't Read It As Sarcasm, And It Just Comes Off Badly.