Commies Love Concrete.

The Whole Idea Of Our Government Is This: If Enough People Get Together And Act In Concert, They Can Take Something And Not Pay For It.

Everybody In 15th Century Spain Was Wrong About Where China Was And As A Result, Columbus Discovered Caribbean Vacations.

Poverty Can't Be Eliminated By Punishing People Who've Escaped Poverty.

In Washington Journalists Can Afford To Live Almost As Well As People Who Work For A Living.

Gossip Is What You Say About The Objects Of Flattery When They Aren't Present.