Competitive Golf Is Played Mainly

No Putt Is Too Short To Be Despised.

Some Emotions Cannot Be Endured With A Golf Club In Your Hands.

The Object Of Golf Is To Beat Someone. Make Sure That Someone Is Not Yourself.

On The Golf Course, A Man May Be The Dogged Victim Of Inexorable Fate, Be Struck Down By An Appalling Stroke Of Tragedy, Become The Hero Of Unbelievable Melodrama, Or The Clown In A Side-splitting Comedy.

Addressing A Golf Ball Would Seem To Be A Simple Matter; That Is, To The Uninitiated Who Cannot Appreciate That A Golf Ball Can Hold More Terrors Than A Spacious Auditorium Packed With People.