Composers Should Write Tunes That

The British Like Any Kind Of Music So Long As It Is Loud.

I Have Just Been All Round The World And Have Formed A Very Poor Opinion Of It.

The Sound Of The Harpsichord Resembles That Of A Bird-cage Played With Toasting-forks.

There Are Two Golden Rules For An Orchestra: Start Together And Finish Together. The Public Doesn't Give A Damn What Goes On In Between.

At A Rehearsal I Let The Orchestra Play As They Like. At The Concert I Make Them Play As I Like.