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We've Learned How To Make A Living, But Not A Life. We've Added Years To Life, Not Life To Years.

To Be Intoxicated Is To Feel Sophisticated, But Not Be Able To Say It.

It Was Just A Compulsion. In Fact, I Soon Realized That The Only Thing I Really Enjoyed Was The Actual Snorting.

Don't Confuse My Point Of View With Cynicism. The Real Cynics Are The Ones Who Tell You That Everything's Gonna Be All Right.

I Think Tv Remotes Should Have A Button That Allows You To Kill The Person On The Screen.