Consider This A Fair Warning.

In The Evening He Went To The Cinema To See "the Lord Of The Rings", Which He Had Never Before Had Time To See. He Thought That Orcs, Unlike Human Beings, Were Simple And Uncomplicated Creatures.

Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt.

Dear Government... I'm Going To Have A Serious Talk With You If I Ever Find Anyone To Talk To.

But She Wished She Had Had The Guts To Go Up To Him And Say Hello. Or Possibly Break His Legs, She Wasn't Sure Which.

He's Pulling The Load Of An Ox And Walking On Eggshells.