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I Welcome New Words, Or Old Words Used In New Ways, Provided The Result Is More Precision, Added Color Or Greater Expressiveness.

Of Higher Value Than Any One Leader Is The Cause.

When I Need To Know The Meaning Of A Word, I Look It Up In A Dictionary.

A Reader Should Be Able To Identify A Column Without Its Byline Or Funny Little Picture On Top Purely By Look Or Feel, Or Its Turgidity Ratio.

The Most Successful Column Is One That Causes The Reader To Throw Down The Paper In A Peak Of Fit.