Daddy, When He Drank, Just

I Liked Myself Better When I Wasnt Me.

But I Didn't Ask To Have Somebody Nose Around In My Private Life. I Didn't Even Ask To Be Famous. All I Asked Was To Be Able To Earn A Living Making People Laugh.

I Don't Remember A Time When I Wasn't Waiting For A Scab Either To Grow Or To Fall Off My Knee.

I Don't Have False Teeth. Do You Think I'd Buy Teeth Like These?

I Don't Eat Much Meat, Fish, Or Poultry.