Damien Has Died And Gone

The Problem, Of Course, Was That Turning Into A Monster Was The Brighter Of My Two Choices. Choice Number 1: I Turn Into A Vampyre, Which Equals A Monster In Just About Any Human’s Mind. Choice Number 2: My Body Rejects The Change And I Die. Forever. So The Good News Is That I Wouldn’t Have To Take The Geometry Test Tomorrow.

There's You. There's Me. We Love Each Other, And We Have Since We Were Kids, So We Should Be Together. The End.

Oh, God, Shannon. You're Blowing My Mind." Clint's Morning Voice Was Rich With Passion. I Wanted To Correct Him And Explain That It Wasn't His Mind I Was Blowing, But My Mother Had Taught Me It Was Impolite To Speak When One's Mouth Was Full.

Becky Renee Apple - Can You Believe Her Mom Named Her That And Then Had All Of Her Sweaters Monogramed With 'bra'?

If Its Got Tires Or Testicles It's Going To Give You Trouble