Dance Of The Sugar Plum

Jas, You Are Three Hundred Miles Away. You Would Have To Have Nunga-nungas The Size Of France For Jock To Be Able To Rest His Hand On Them.

Mum Said, "it Is The Thought That Counts." And I Said, "i Know, Which Is Why I Am Ringing The Authorities Right Now. Anyone Who Thinks Like She Does Should Be Locked Up Out Of Harm's Way.

Rosie Laughed In A Not Too Reassuring Way If You Like Sane Laughter.

I Gave My Artistic Laugh And Also Threw In Some Quirky Language For Good Measure. "lawks-a-mercy, No! I'm Going To Have A Long Bath And..." I Looked Shyly Down. Which Is Pretty Impressive To Have Done Artistic Laugh, Quirky Language And Shyness All In The Space Of Ten Seconds.

How Many Times Do We All Have To Do This? Get Up, Go To School, Again? Before Everyone Admits It's A Crap Idea?