Death And Taxes Are Inevitable.

He Who Sports Compliments, Unless He Takes Good Aim, May Miss His Mark, And Be Wounded By The Recoil Of His Own Weapon.

Hurry Is Only Admissible In Catching Flies.

There Is The Kiss Of Welcome And Of Parting, The Long, Lingering, Loving, Present One; The Stolen, Or The Mutual One; The Kiss Of Love, Of Joy, And Of Sorrow; The Seal Of Promise And Receipt Of Fulfillment.

Just What Part Of Meow Don't You Understand?

One Of The Old Philosophers Says That It Is The Part Of Wisdom To Sometimes Seem A Fool; But In Our Day There Are Too Many Ready-made Ones To Render This A Desirable Policy.