Death Is Hacking Away At

Blonds Look Angelic, But Can (oh, Happy!) Be Fleshy As Well.

'be Faithful To Your Roots' Is The Liberal Version Of 'stay In Your Ghetto.'

Family Romances Are The Only Ones That Never Turn Out Happily.

A Neurotic Can Neither Enjoy His Illusions Nor Give Them Up.

To Gain A Reputation For Virtue, Grieve Over Those You Injure.