Debussy--a Pretty Girl With One

I Never Smoked A Cigarette Until I Was Nine.

A Prohibitionist Is The Sort Of Man One Couldn't Care To Drink With, Even If He Drank.

I Know Some Who Are Constantly Drunk On Books As Other Men Are Drunk On Whiskey.

Next To The Semi-colon, Quotation Marks Seem To Be The Chief Butts Of Reformatory Ardor.

It Is [a Politician's] Business To Get And Hold His Job At All Costs. If He Can Hold It By Lying, He Will Hold It By Lying; If Lying Peters Out, He Will Try To Hold It By Embracing New Truths. His Ear Is Ever Close To The Ground.