Democrats Never Agree On Anything,

Nobody Wants His Cause Near As Bad As He Wants To Talk About His Cause.

If You Don't Have Malice In Our Heart, It Doesn't Come Across Harsh.

An Ignorant Person Is One Who Doesn't Know What You Have Just Found Out.

When Should A College Athlete Turn Pro? Not Until He Has Earned All He Can In College As An Amateur.

There Is Only One Redeeming Thing About This Whole Election. It Will Be Over At Sundown, And Let Everybody Pray That It's Not A Tie, For We Couldn't Go Through With This Thing Again.