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I Was Almost Put Out Of Business By A Well-meaning Corpse.

I Feel Like A Midget With Muddy Feet Had Been Walking Over My Tongue All Night.

I Only Drink To Steady My Nerves... Sometimes I'm So Steady I Don't Move For Months.

I Always Made Up My Own Acts; Built Them Out Of My Knowledge And Observation Of Real Life. I'd Had Wonderful Opportunities To Study People; And Every Time I Went Out On The Stage I Tried To Show The Audience Some Bit Of True Human Nature.

Attitude Is More Important Than The Past, Than Education, Than Money, Than Circumstances, Than What People Do Or Say. It Is More Important Than Appearance, Giftedness, Or Skill.