Depression Runs In My Family

I Think God Gave Us Talent Because He Screwed Up Our Hair

I'm Old Enough And Cranky Enough Now That If Someone Tried To Tell Me What To Do, I'd Tell Them Where To Put It.

I Wanted To Write A Book That Talked About The Emotions Of Children, Which Is The Rainbow. We All Have Moods. We Talk About Being Blue When We're Sad, And Being Yellow When We're Cowards, And When We're Mad, We're Red.

My Mistakes Are No Worse Than Yours.

That Traveling Man Was A Two Time Lover, He Took My Love, Then He Took My Mother.