Did You Ever See That

Love Is So Confusing - You Tell A Girl She Looks Great And What's The First Thing You Do? Turn Out The Lights!

I'm Beginning To Wonder About My Broker. Yesterday I Told Him To Buy A Hundred Shares Of A.t.&t. He Said, 'would You Spell That?'

I Feel That If God Had Really Wanted Us To Have Enough Oil, He Would Never Have Given Us A Department Of Energy.

Did You Ever Figure To Be Living In A Time When Your Check Is Good, But The Bank Bounces?

I Should Warn You That Underneath These Clothes I'm Wearing Boxer Shorts And I Know How To Use Them.