Did You Know That..........'embargo' Spelled

The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Crap!

To Be A Dramatic Writer Takes Hard Work, Talent, And Discipline. And That's Why I Just Make Up Crap.

Rudolf The Red-nosed Reindeer, Dead At 53. Over Barcelona Today, The Famed Reindeer Was Hit By A Flock Of Seagulls And A 747. Eyewitnesses Report, That The Reindeer In Spain Was Hit Mainly By The Plane.

There's Many Times This Year I've Sat Back And Thought, I'm Making A Living From Making Things Up. It's The Only Skill I Have So I've Been Really Lucky.

Hi. There Was A Big Accident, Some People Got Decapitated, Here Are Their Names... You Know What? That Shirt Really Makes You Look Fat. I Mean, The Colour's All Wrong... I Mean, Who Shot The Drapes?