Die, My Dear? Why That's

He [groucho's Father] Had Absolutely No Training, And If You Had Ever Seen One Of His Suits, You'd Realize What An Accurate Statement That Is. You See, Pop Never Used A Tape Measure. He Didn't Believe In It. He Said He Could Just Look At A Man And Tell His Size, With The Result That Frequently He'd Make A Pair Of Pants With One Trouser Leg Seven Or Eight Inches Longer Than The Other.

Since My Daughter Is Only Half-jewish, Could She Go In The Water Up To Her Knees?

Send Two Dozen Roses To Room 424 And Put "emily, I Love You" On The Back Of The Bill.

But What Makes Wage Slaves? Wages!

Here's To Our Wives And Girlfriends...may They Never Meet!