Diets Show To What Great

The Little Boy Who Goes To The Store And Forgets What His Mother Sent Him For, Will Probably Grow Up To Be A Congressman.

The Lazy Man Claims He Is Too Heavy For Light Work And Too Light For Heavy Work.

Some Members Of Congress Ought To Have Their Mouths Taped Instead Of Their Speeches.

America Believes In Education: The Average Professor Earns More Money In A Year Than A Professional Athlete Earns In A Whole Week.

A Word To The Wise Is -- Unnecessary.